There was a young girl from Trewint
Who had a most terrible squint
'Twas not hard to think
As she gave you that wink
That the boys took the squint for a hint

ROGER WAKEFORD

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There was a small girl in Lanreath
Who had lost all her front baby teeth
When her mother said ,"Lottie!
Would you like a toffee?"
Little Lottie replied,"Oh yeth pleath!"

MARJORIE SYMONS

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There was a young man from Four Lanes
Who was having incredible pains
To the doctor he went
Who laughed till he bent
His deaf aid, he'd plugged to the mains

CRYSTAL D. KEMP

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A gentleman living in Cubert
Hated his name which was Hubert
His friends said,"Don't change it
Please don't rearrange it
Or we'll never know that it's you Bert"

MEG BUXTON

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A well built young lady from Bude
Went bathing one day in the nude
From the lifeguard a shout
"Hey! Inflatables out!"
I think he was being quite rude

BARRY WILBER

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A barnacle said to himself
"I have spent too much time on the shelf
I'll set off at a crawl
Up the length of this wall
And have an affair with a whelk"

MIKE WHITMARSH

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There was an old fellow of Bude
Who ran round the beach in the nude
His wife said, of course,
She would sue for divorce
From a husband so terribly rude

A. E.AXTELL

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A golfer who played at Trevose
Teed off at the tip of his toes
The ball seemed alive
Because of his drive
And it landed where nobody knows

ROGER WAKEFORD

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