There was a young man from St Gennys
Who spent three days a week playing tennis
He went on his hols
But he didn't take balls
For it's wet playing tennis in Venice

LINDSEY LITTLEJOHNS

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A joker who lived in Liskeard
On his back wore a big white placard
"To buy bread and honey
You have to earn money"
It said, "And I find this too hard"

MARJORIE SYMONS

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A well-endowed lad from Tresillian Said,
"My daddy is worth half a million
He wants me to wed
High class, culture, and bread
But I'd rather have fun with a silly'un"

MIKE WHITMARSH

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There was a young lady from Bude
Who walked around town in the nude
The Emmets all stared
At the things that she bared
But the locals just thought it was crude

FIONA SURGEONER

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There was an old gent from Pentewan
Who-was looking for something to chew on
He tried Plymouth rock
But got such a shock
When his tooth broke he needed a new un

ALEC J. CHARLES

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A builder from Canworthy Water
Built a wall where he didn't oughta
He caused such a fuss
Twixt a van and a bus
That the drivers dumped him in some mortar

TREVOR MACEY

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A frivolous-golfer from Troon
Devised an ingenious lampoon
On the German called Wolfe
Who was hopeless at golf
But adept at composing a tune

Col. J. M. GRANT

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