 There was an old sleuth from Lesneuth Who couldn't tell falsehood from truth At solving a crime He was well past his prime In fact, far too long in the tooth DAVID GILES A man whom I know at St. Gennys Invited some friends to play tennis But before the game he Lost his balls in the sea And he still does not know where his pen is ANON There is a young maid from Penzance Whose beauty each year does enhance She's a charming miss Who may give you a kiss But much further, you don't stand a chance ROGER WAKEFORD |
A musician living at Par Bought his wife an electric guitar She started a band With two drunks from Hallsand And were known as `Three Beats to the Bar' JEAN CHARMAN MARGARET MORGAN A committed young feminist from Stibb Was a supporter of gay women's lib She thought that God's plan Shouldn't have included man But made much more of the rib! S. WIGHTWICK A Devonport diver called Purvis Is causing concern in the Service As he dives ever deeper He sends up on his bleeper "I'm not coming up, I'm too nervous" Col. J. M. GRANT There was an old man from Rosecare Who hardly had any hair He tried all sorts of potions Shampoo, creams and lotions But he's still got the least anywhere BUDEHAVENSCHOOL Index back next |